Archive for October, 2008

The Thirteenth Floor (1999)

October 24th 2008

For every Armageddon there is a Deep Impact that comes out just before, trying to steal it’s thunder but failing miserably. So it was the same apparently with The Matrix and The Thirteenth Floor (it came out two weeks before).

As I was watching this film about computer scientists “jacking in” to a virtual world they had created I was thinking that they had just borrowed an idea from the Wachowski’s masterpiece. But as the rabbit hole got deeper and the twist started to appear (the twist that was so well sign posted that I figured it out 20 minutes into the film) it became more obvious that this was The Matrix’s poor excuse for a brother from the wrong side of the tracks.

It starts out with some pretty awful acting and special effects to set the scene and uses that as the benchmark for the rest of the film. From there we have a simple murder mystery mingled in with bad science fiction. Where The Matrix gave Keanu Reeves and Lawrence Fishburne the roles of their lives the best The Thirteenth Floor can come up with is a guy who once played Dave Lister in the American version of Red Dwarf and Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket.

It felt like a bad holodeck-based episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. I was expecting Jean Luc Picard to turn up and start shooting Borg with his phaser (or maybe I was hoping for that in order to liven it up a little).

The best part of the whole film came right at the end when the credits started to role and The Cardigans’ Erase/Rewind started to play. I haven’t heard that song for years :)

[4/10]

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Swindon Foodbank

October 23rd 2008

I spent Tuesday night this week sorting, packing and stacking various food items for Swindon Foodbank. Foodbank is a charitable organisation that distributes food to those that neeed it. The process can be split into three main areas:

Food collection

The food comes from donations. Sometimes they do events to collect the food but mostly they go to a supermarket on a Saturday, stand by the doors and ask people as they walk in if they want to buy a single item of food off of a list and then donate it after their shop. All of this food is then collected and stored at a local warehouse.

Food sorting

Once the food is in the warehouse it needs to be sorted into expiry dates and then boxed into crates. There are single person crates and family crates. These crates are designed to contain enough food for a week and include things like tea, sugar, cereal, pasta, tinned meals and biscuits (among other things).

Food distribution

There is a food distribution centre in the St Aldhelms centre (next to the Rainbow Bookshop) off of Regents St in the Swindon Town centre. Here people who have been given a food voucher (to prove they are in need of help) can come along and pick up the food.

You get all sorts of people needing help. From those that have medical issues and can’t work at the moment to people who just can’t afford to eat. It is an amazing thing they do and I can only see it becoming more and more important as the recession starts to take its toll.

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Swindon Family Church to Gateway Church Swindon

October 22nd 2008

If anyone wants to know why my church has recently changed its name from Swindon Family Church to Gateway Church Swindon I think this short article from Swindon Link magazine explains it really well.

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An unexpected guest

October 18th 2008

I got a call from a friend on Friday night who was going to Weymouth for a holiday with her family but the campsite they were staying on didn’t allow dogs!

So, after a short trip down to Tidworth (somewhere between here and Weymouth) last night I am now happily looking after their Bichon Frise called Audrey Hepburn until Monday.

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The Holiday (2006)

October 18th 2008

The Holiday came as a bit of a surprise to me. When I looked at the credit list and saw Cameron Diaz as the top billing I was expecting some cheesy rom-com full of inappropriate humour and silly laughs. What I saw was a pleasant surprise!

The basic plot involves two women who house swap for a holiday: A journalist for the Telegraph who lives in Surrey (played by Kate Winslet) who needs to get a break from a man she is in love with who is marrying another woman and a film trailer producer who’s a workaholic and can’t have relationships with men (played by Cameron Diaz). Each woman finds new love and inner strength on their holidays but the way they get it is interesting.

Cameron Diaz played Cameron Diaz the way she normally does which fitted in with this film really well. However it was Jude Law and Kate Winslet that really made this film a bit different (interesting how they were the two main English actors). Jude Law brought depth and charisma to a role that needed to be played just right in order for it to work. Kate Winslet played her role just quirky enough to be entertaining and believable. Jack Black didn’t seem to fit in his role though and I found it hard to believe the relationships he was involved in.

It was very interesting to see two different approaches to relationships: You had Cameron Diaz jumping into bed with the first handsome man she meets and on the other hand you have the slow build up of a friendship prior to anything romantic happening between Jack and Kate. It’s unfortunate that the sex-based relationship was more believable and the better story line as it is a worrying model to be promoting.

I am a Christian and as a result believe that sex before marriage shouldn’t happen. Beyond the biblical reasons I believe that sex can cloud judgement in a relationship and hides some of the more basic relationship issues that can arise. The relationship that Cameron and Jude had was mainly based on great sex. What happens when the sex loses its excitement? What is going to happen to those poor children if they get married based on the passion they are experiencing and the relationship breaks down when they get to know each other better and realise how different they are?

It is much better to do things more like the way Jack and Kate did it and get to know each other first. Be best friends before clouding things with sex. Unfortunately, absolutley no sex before marriage is far too radical a concept for today’s society to get to grips with.

So, good film. Questionable morals in places.

[7/10]

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Tree63 vs Delirious? – Carling Academy, Bristol

October 18th 2008

On Wednesday night I found myself at the Carling Academy in Bristol watching Tree63 and Delirious? live. It’s funny because I bought my ticket ages ago when I had no idea who Tree63 were and was very into some Delirious albums. Come the gig though I had recently borrowed some Tree63 albums so I knew evey song they were performing and thought they were fantastic. When it came to Delirious? though I found myself getting bored very quickly. Even when they did some songs I knew very well I just couldn’t get into them as much as I got into Tree63.

I came to the conclusion that Delirious? are a very good album band with Mission Bell and Kingdom of Comfort two of their best. Tree63 however were fantastic live and really got the crowd going after finding them very quiet to start with. I must buy their latest: Sunday as it really has some excellent tracks on it.

It was good to see Delirious? live before they stopped touring for good but I wouldn’t go and see them again. I would go and see Tree63 again though and they should be the main act next time!

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How hard is it to believe?

October 13th 2008

Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours. – Mark 11:24

This verse has always troubled me. It implies that you can ask for anything in prayer and as long as you believe in it it will happen. That means that if I prayed to wake up tomorrow a millionaire and I just really believed that it would happen then somehow it would!

There are a couple of caveats though that I believe are important to applying this verse: Firstly, you have to believe it. No matter how hard I pray for some things, there is always a doubt in the back of my mind that is formulating a backup plan just in case God doesn’t answer the prayer. How can I fully believe I have received anything I pray for when there is a niggling doubt! Secondly, I don’t really think God wants me to be a millionaire. Therefore, if I don’t think it is God’s will then how can I possibly claim to believe it myself?

So what is the purpose of this verse? I think it is to show us how much God  loves us that He is willing to give us anything we pray for as long as we fully believe in Him to answer the prayer. It is a matter of faith. It is us that falls short on the requirements of this and not God.

Here is a story from a doctor who worked in Africa that shows this verse in action as long as we hold up our side of it:

One night I had worked hard to help a mother in the labor ward; but in spite of all we could do, she died, leaving us with a tiny, premature baby and a crying two-year-old daughter.

We would have difficulty keeping the baby alive, as we had no incubator (we had no electricity to run an incubator). We also had no special feeding facilities. Although we lived on the equator, nights were often chilly with treacherous drafts.

One student midwife went for the box we had for such babies and the cotton wool that the baby would be wrapped in. Another went to stoke up the fire and fill a hot water bottle. She came back shortly in distress to tell me that in filling the bottle, it had burst (rubber perishes easily in tropical climates).

“And it is our last hot water bottle!” she exclaimed. As in the West, it is no good crying over spilled milk, so in Central Africa it might be considered no good crying over burst water bottles. They do not grow on trees, and there are no drugstores down forest pathways.

“All right,” I said, “put the baby as near the fire as you safely can, and sleep between the baby and the door to keep it free from drafts. Your job is to keep the baby warm.”

The following noon , as I did most days, I went to have prayers with any of the orphanage children who chose to gather with me. I gave the youngsters various suggestions of things to pray about and told them about the tiny baby. I explained our problem about keeping the baby warm enough, mentioning the hot water bottle, and that the baby could so easily die if it got chills. I also told them of the two-year-old sister, crying because her mother had died.

During prayer time, one ten -year-old girl, Ruth, prayed with the usual blunt conciseness of our African children. “Please, God” she prayed, “Send us a hot water bottle today. It’ll be no good tomorrow, God, as the baby will be dead, so please send it this afternoon.”

While I gasped inwardly at the audacity of the prayer, she added, “And while You are about it, would You please send a dolly for the little girl so she’ll know You really love her?”

As often with children’s prayers, I was put on the spot. Could I honestly say “Amen”? I just did not believe that God could do this. Oh, yes, I know that He can do everything; the Bible says so. But there are limits, aren’t there? The only way God could answer this particular prayer would be by sending me a parcel from the homeland. I had been in Africa for almost four years at that time, and I had never, ever, received a parcel from home.

Anyway, if anyone did send me a parcel, who would put in a hot water bottle? I lived on the equator!

Halfway through the afternoon, while I was teaching in the nurses’ training school, a message was sent that there was a car at my front door. By the time I reached home, the car had gone, but there on the verandah was a large 22-pound parcel. I felt tears pricking my eyes. I could not open the parcel alone, so I sent for the orphanage children. Together we pulled off the string, carefully undoing each knot. We folded the paper, taking care not to tear it unduly. Excitement was mounting. Some thirty or forty pairs of eyes were focused on the large cardboard box.

From the top, I lifted out brightly-colored, knitted jerseys. Eyes sparkled as I gave them out. Then there were the knitted bandages for the leprosy patients, and the children looked a little bored. Then came a box of mixed raisins and sultanas – that would make a batch of buns for the weekend. Then, as I put my hand in again, I felt the…..could it really be? I grasped it and pulled it out. Yes, a brand new, rubber hot water bottle. I cried.

I had not asked God to send it; I had not truly believed that He could. Ruth was in the front row of the children. She rushed forward, crying out, “If God has sent the bottle, He must have sent the dolly, too!”

Rummaging down to the bottom of the box, she pulled out the small, beautifully-dressed dolly. Her eyes shone! She had never doubted! Looking up at me, she asked: “Can I go over with you and give this dolly to that little girl, so she’ll know that Jesus really loves her?” Of course, I replied!

That parcel had been on the way for five whole months, packed up by my former Sunday school class, whose leader had heard and obeyed God’s prompting to send a hot water bottle, even to the equator. And one of the girls had put in a dolly for an African child – five months before, in answer to the believing prayer of a ten-year-old to bring it “that afternoon.”

Before they call I will answer – Isaiah 65:24

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A Collective Party!

October 11th 2008

What better way to spend a Friday evening than travelling nearly two hours through rush hour traffic to a school in the Forest of Dean to stand in front of a stage and keep an eye on a room full of hyperactive teenagers as they watch a Christian girl band perform!

Collective are a group of three Christian girls who spend a week in different secondary schools and share the gospel through various performing arts and activities. These weeks culmitate in a live concert for the School on the Friday night.

This is only the second Collective concert I have stewarded at (I have also done backstage guarding for them at Rock the Planet earlier this year) and it is such a laugh. Two of the girls go to my church so I have got to know them quite well which makes it all the more fun to see them up on stage singing and dancing away.

After packing up everything and travelling I didn’t get back home until midnight but it was totally worth the shattered feelings I have today. The next concert I can help with is not until December and Thankfully that concert is in Wootton Bassett so I won’t have to travel as far. Although I have heard that the kids are a lot bigger there and much harder to control. Eeek!

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Conan the Barbarian (1982)

October 8th 2008

Before he was the Terminator, before he was the Running Man, Arnold Schwarzenegger was… Conan!!

This was the film that turned the future governor of California from an ex-Mr Universe and bit-part player into an international superstar. Back in an age when action films were all about sex, violence and rippling muscles Arnie was king and this film showed off his “talents” very well. His dialogue is kept down to a minimum but his sword swinging skills are shown off to the max.

So for those of you that don’t know the plot, here it is in a nutshell. While Conan was still a young boy, his village was attacked and his parents killed by a gang of marauders. You know there is something different about these invaders though because one of them is James Earl Jones! So, instead of killing Conan and putting a stop to any future blood vengeance Mr Jones decides to spare his life and send him to a work camp where he can grow up to be Arnold Scwarzenegger. After a short spell as a gladiator to hone his fighting skills, Conan is shipped off to train properly in the art of war. For an unknown reason he is set free when his training is complete and he is let loose on an unexpecting world. So after some gratuitous sex and a bit of violence he meets up with a thief and they band together to steal lots of stuff (because a humungous Conan with years of battle training is going to make a fantastic sneaky thief!) Anyway, these two meet up with a pretty blond thief who Conan falls in love with and everything seems to be going so well. But then a dodgy old king hires the trio to go and rescue his daughter from the clutches of… you guessed it… the evil James Earl Jones! What follows is a lot of fights, some tragedy, and finally victory for our bloodthirsty hero.

No-one did mindless slaughter like Arnie did and that was why he ruled the 80s. The big films were dumb, full of action and naked ladies. But how does it hold up over 25 years later? Fairly well actually! Today’s action films tend to be more about set-pieces and special effects rather than lots of violence but there is something pleasantly nostalgic about watching Arnie hack and slash his way through a very slim plot.

There were also some interesting moments in the film that made me think of God. There was a conversation between Conan and his thief friend about Gods. Conan belived in a god called Krum but that Krum didn’t seem to listen anymore (was he dead?) and his thief friend believed in the god of the four winds who was always there. It made me think how God does listen and God is everywhere.

There are romours of a remake of Conan the Barbarian coming in the next few years. I think the time of swords and sorcery of this kind has passed. There is no suitable replacement for Arnie around. However, a reinvention for the modern age could work. They just need to make a decent attempt at it otherwise it is doomed to failure.

[7/10]

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Casanova (2005)

October 3rd 2008

Was that really Sienna Miller? No matter what angle I tried to look at her from I just didn’t recognise her at all. I would like to say it was because of her amazing acting or something but actually I couldn’t get past the curly brown hair!

This film had a number of “moments” that had me giggling to myself but in the end was it actually a fun film? As a Christian I have to questions the morals in this film. There was an awful lot of promotion that sex was a certified way to be popular and the more promiscious you were the better. Even though there was a small attempt to counteract this with the love interest the ending of the film negated this by carrying on the Casanova tradition but with a new face.

The attempt with the plot to be clever by juggling the love interest, book author, inquisition and fiancee(s) fell flat on its face and missed plenty of opportunities to actually be quite clever with the story. The film soon runs out of what steam it did have by the end and resorts to very poor plot choices and a “shake your head in disappointment” ending.

Omid Djalili as Lupo and Jeremy Irons as Pucci were the highlights of the film but were too little to save this from being another poor comedy.

[4/10]

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