I went on another bike ride with my brother today. What started out as a pleasant cycle turned into something far more eventful and entertaining:
0.1 mile: Restaurant for this evening booked. We are going to end the week where we started. A very popular pizza restaurant called Diabolitos.
1.0 mile: My brother is already starting to pull away from me. Boy he’s fit! I’m going to try really hard to keep up but everytime I get up some speed someone gets in my way and I have to start again!
3.2 miles: Along this route there is one hill. I can see it coming. I drop some gears and start peddling. But then… clunk… My chain comes off half way up the hill! Aaaaargh! I have to pull over, get all greasy putting it back on again and then go back down the hill to try again. Thankfully this time I make it!
4.5 miles: I’ve caught up with my brother again. He stopped where we cycled to earlier in the week. We decide to go on further this time and see what is further down the beach. It’s starting to look like Skegness around here!
4.6 miles: And suddenly the bike path disappears. Looks like it roads from here on in.
5.0 miles: Suddenly we’re in Germany! There are Germans everywhere and all the shops have German names! It still looks like Skegness though (I’m starting to get knackered, how far is my brother planning on going???)
5.6 miles: Trams. Two of them. Parked side by side. Just as we are pulling up onto the curb in front of one of them it decides to move forward. It nearly runs us over! We are now behind the other tram as it has also decided to make a move and it is travelling a little bit faster than we are.
5.7 miles: The tram stops up ahead so we go around it. Just as I make it past though it starts to move. Aaaargh! I now have a speeding tram up my backside and I know from a second ago that it travels a little bit faster than us. We have no choice but to pick up the pace and try and keep ahead of it. Eeeek!
6.5 miles: The tram kept stopping to let people off so we are safe. It looks like my brother is slowing right down though. Could we be stopping? Yes!! Phew! We pull up and buy a bottle of water. Ow! I’m hurting all over and I’ve still got to travel all the way back again. I’m never going to make it at my brother’s pace so I tell him to go on ahead.
9.3 miles: Now that I have cut the pace a little I am finding it much easier going. My brother is long gone and I can’t even see him anymore.
9.4 miles: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!! Ow!!!!!!!! I was approaching a blind right turn so I slow right down and keep far to the right-hand side but I meet a lady on a bike travelling on the wrong side of the cycle path and I have to brake and swerve to miss her. I send the bike skidding and my knee gets a good scratch but thankfully there was no collision! The poor lady was so startled! Hopefully she will learn from this to ride on the right side of the paths from now on!
9.5 miles: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!! What was he doing? Less than a minute after my collision I come up against a man on a bike riding left and right, alternating lanes coming towards me and he showed no sign of stopping! I skid to a halt and he rides on by me with a big grin on his face. Grrrrr!
9.6 miles: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!! What now?!? I come up against a small group of cyclists and just as I am coming up to them the lead cyclist decides to swap lanes and chat to the person behind him. I coming to another skidding stop and he changes lanes just in time. At least this one put his hand up to apologise! What am I going to come across next?!?
11.5 miles: Through the park again and everything seems back to normal. No incidents yet. Maybe things are getting back to normal…
12.0 miles: Nope: Cramp! Ow! Ow! Ow! Looks like I’m walking from here. I wonder where my brother is?
12.4 miles: There he is! He’s heading back in my direction to find out what has happened to me. Boy have I got some fun stories to tell him. Thankfully my cramp has gone now so I’m back on the bike for the journey home.
13 miles: The world threw everything it had at me on this journey but I made it! Home sweet home. Time for a shower, an antiseptic wipe and a sit down. I have definitely earned my pizza this evening
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